World-renowned Super-Guru Jeff Havens presents
How To Get Fired!
Does the idea of working for a living depress you? Would you rather play video games and update your Facebook profile than suffer through a lifetime of stable employment? Does paying your rent seem like just too much of a hassle? Then you need to listen to the latest offering by comedian and world-renowned super-guru Jeff Havens, How to Get Fired! That’s right, ladies and gentlemen – if you don’t want to keep the job you’re desperately hoping to get when you graduate, then this is the lecture for you! 

Filled with the satire Jeff has made famous in both his stand-up performances and his corporate presentations around the country, How to Get Fired! is a hilarious discussion of exactly what not to do in the workplace, a fast-paced, multimedia barrage that is both entertaining and relevant, especially in today’s economy. By the end of the How to Get Fired! show, you will be encouraged to do every one of the ten most popular actions that lead to firing, such as:

Lying on your resume!
Outsourcing Blame!
Treating your job exactly the same way you treat college!
Engaging in baseless gossip!
And six more!!!
College students are bombarded with ‘serious’ lectures on how to behave, how to become productive members of society, and how to successfully transition into the working world. With How to Get Fired!, Jeff has accomplished a rare feat – an hour-long lecture that does all that and is guaranteed to keep listeners on the edge of their seats. There is never been anything like this in the college market.

"Everything I think, everything I do - in short, everything I am - I stole from Jeff Havens." - Stephen Colbert